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Barely Survived 2025 Crewneck | Still Adulting Holiday Edition Sweatshirt

Barely Survived 2025 Crewneck | Still Adulting Holiday Edition Sweatshirt

Regular price $34.99 USD
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The soft life meets survival mode.
This midweight black crewneck brings the perfect mix of cozy warmth and millennial humor for the season. The festive white and gold design says it all:
“Barely Survived 2025. Mentally in 2026. Still Adulting: Holiday Edition.”
Tiny gold stars and a champagne glass add just enough sparkle to celebrate the fact that — somehow — we made it.

Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend with double-needle stitching and a tear-away tag, it’s built to feel like your favorite old sweatshirt but still hold up after every “one more wash.” The classic fit layers easily over your tee or under a coat for that effortless “I tried, but only a little” vibe.

Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes keep things clean, comfy, and guilt-free — because we’re adulting responsibly this holiday season.


Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Embroiderable placement options: left/center chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Gift it to your best friend, your coworker, or yourself — because surviving the year deserves recognition.

Perfect for:
• End-of-year gatherings
• Holiday parties
• New Year’s Eve fun
• Work-from-home comfort
• Seasonal burnout recovery
• Your 2026 era

⭐ FEATURES / BULLET POINTS

  • 🍾 Soft and cozy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece

  • Bold lettering with gold star accents

  • 👕 Unisex fit — comfortable and flattering

  • 🔥 Vibrant color that stays bright after washing

  • 🎉 Perfect for holiday season + New Year’s

  • 🧼 Machine washable, easy care


Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

 Model is wearing a size Medium 

Processing 3-4 business days

Shipping 5-8 business days 

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